SPIDER-MAN: Twitch and Torment

Spider-man swings across the New York City skyline, holding his phone out.

“Hey chat, ol’ webhead here. Your friendly neighborhood streamer. How’s the Spider-Nation doing tonight?”

KingPeen: 🕷️🕷️🕷️
ImGonnaMorb: 🕷️🕷️🕷️
SpectacularSkeetSlinger: my wife just left me

“Oof, that’s tough, SkeetSlinger. As someone who once sold his marriage to Satan and just got back with MJ, all I can say is: hang in there, buddy. Miracles do happen.”

SpectacularSkeetSlinger: thanks spidey. Your stream is the only thing that gets me through the day
BlackCatBootyBlaster: he’s so inspiring
ImGonnaMorb: spider-bros strong together 🕷️♥️

“Anyway gang, since MJ is in Paris for Fashion Week, we have all night to patrol the-wait!” The Web-Slinger whips his head. “My spider-sense is tingling.”

DocKockBlock: here we go

Spider-Man scans the horizon and aims the camera down. “It’s coming from that alleyway. We might have our first supervillain of the night, True Believers!”

DocKockBlock: Save the day, Spidey!
ImGonnaMorb: LFG! 🕷️🕷️🕷️
KingPeen: 🕷️🕷️🕷️

Spider-Man swings down and lands in the alleyway. Fifteen feet away, on the opposite side of a chest-high dumpster, a man is slumped against a brick wall.

Spider-Man approaches cautiously. “Hey Pal, you doin’ okay? You’re not looking to-”

“Oooh Gaaaww-Jesus!” The man startles.

Spider-Man tilts his head. “…Harry?”

**NoNutNaruto:*" Who TF is Harry?
ImGonnaMorb: Green Goblin’s son
DocKockBlock: ******* tourist

“P-Peter.” Sweat cascades from Harry’s brow. “W-what are you doing here?”

Spider-Man creeps forward with his hands up. “I could ask you the same thing, buddy.”

“Peter, don’t!” Harry holds up a hand. “Don’t get any closer!”

ImGonnaMorb: Watch out Spidey 😱
KingPeen: that MFer back on the goblin gas fr
KravenThePAWGHunter: no doubt

“Listen, Harry. We can get you help.”

“No, Peter.” Harry groans. “You’re the one that needs help.” He pushes the back of his against the wall. “Gooood, I’m a bad friend.”

“Nonsense, Harry. You’ve always been good to me and-”

A redhead stands up from behind the dumpster and wipes her lips.

Spider-Man freezes. “MJ?”

BugLover2011: why’s she got web on her chin
KingPeen: that ain’t web little bro
ImGonnaMorb: 💀💀💀

“MJ,” Spider-Man’s voice breaks. “Why are you…”

“I’m leaving you, Peter.”

KingPeen: spider-cuck 💀
BallCrawler: chat, is this real?
SpectacularSkeetSlinger: I’m getting my gun