Binky Inksplat's New Tattoo

Linda covers her mouth in horror. “Oh my God.”

Her Tatted-up Clown BF—Binky “Big Time” Inksplat—proudly displays his new barber pole dick tattoo: “What ya think?”

“I…it’s…”

With a carnival barker’s flourish, Binky swings the candy-striped cock side to side. “Eh? EH?”

Linda sighs. “It’s very you, dear.”

“Right? Doodles the Fool was offering a BOGO deal down at the shop. Can you believe it?”

“Doodles the Fool offers a lot of BOGO deals down at the shop,” Linda mutters with a thin smile.

“Touch it.”

She reaches out. “Sweetie, do you ever feel like we’re losing the romanc-”

𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙆!

Linda recoils.

“Ta-Da!” Binky throws his arms wide.

“…did your-”

“Eh? EH?”

“Did your 𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒌 just 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗸?”

“Killer, right?”

“Why would you-”

“Another BOGO deal. Doodles is doing implants now.”

“Jesus, I can’t…”

“Imagine the possibilities.”

“What possibilities?!” Linda buries her face in her hands.

“Doodles is an artist. I’m thinking of getting some sequins on the shaft.”

“…𝑜𝑢𝑡,” Linda whispers.

“You say something, hone-”

Linda snatches a rubber chicken off the bed and chucks it. “Get out!”

“Linda, wha-” The flying fowl bounces off his head.

“I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU RED-NOSED RETARD!”